drunkwarrior: boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
virginitybandit: why suck at life when you can suck my dick
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine